I just woke up in the back of his van. Bring me a sunkist.
You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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