Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
What kind of true American would I be if I didn't just smoke weed in my bathrobe on my back porch in the middle of suburbia on 4/20? #stepmomoftheyear
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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