Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
Randomize
