im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
we're making bets on your personal life
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
Nothing says I've got my life together like buying a jumbo bottle of 7$ wine in sweat pants on a monday night
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
Currently at a bar observing the mating patterns of drunken people in their 60s. This is hilariously terrifying. Hope he has Viagra.
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
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