When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
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