is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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