I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
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