Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
I'm at about main and main street
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
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