hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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