PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
Randomize
