You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
I had to cum in my sink.
Randomize
