it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
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