So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
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