I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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