Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
My phone autocorrects "pooping" to "popping" and I'm like DO YOU EVEN KNOW ME??!
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
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