Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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