Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
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