No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
probably shouldnt have written that paper while wasted, its starts with once upon a time
i tried to stop you but you kept shouting "two birds with one stone!"
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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