after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
I put an asterick after the names of people in my phone that I've fucked. Both as a form of bragging, and also so I can actually remember all their names.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
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