im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
He's a Shit stain on my heart
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
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