The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
So the next time I search for "Dragon Dildo" on my phone, I should probably clear the browser before handing my phone to someone and that's the first thing they see haha
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
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