: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Trimmed my pubes and broke your paper shredder. Separate events.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
Another thing to add to the list of things not to do while I'm drunk......explain to the upstairs neighborr how to have quiet orgasams......she now thinks I want to be part of a threesome......fuck my life
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