I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
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