? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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