she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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