Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
Sorry I threw up all over your Lyft.
It's ok I woke up next to a dumpster.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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