omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
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