I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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