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you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway

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(716): View more from New York

Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen

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(361): View more from Texas

Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.

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(248): View more from Michigan

Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here

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(225): View more from Louisiana

we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table

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(402): View more from Nebraska

At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.

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(360): View more from Washington

Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?

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(248): View more from Michigan

Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's

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I hope that wasn't done on billed time

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I can guarantee that it was

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(513): View more from Ohio

He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.

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