Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
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