New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
They can be so fun, drunk bruises are like clues to the treasure of what actually happened last night. "why do I have a bruise on my belly button? oh right. i was trying to turn my stomach off so I would stop throwing up."
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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