Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
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