I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
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