why did i wake up with a kid named Raphael in my bed this morning?
I dont know but you did call last night to tell me you found the last ninja turtle
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
If I started a story with "That three-year-old totally deserved it," would you listen?
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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