would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
he thought i was a dude.
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
The sun is out, the birds are chirping, I made some brownies, I'm not pregnant
This is literally what my 13-year old cousin said to me this morning.
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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