So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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