no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
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