i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
Please stop calling me a pterodactyl during sex. It only happens when you're drunk, but still.
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