She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
Literally had a conversation with the pizza as to why it was a bad idea to reach in the back seat and grab a slice while driving. The pizza was right, it was safer to just wait until I got home.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
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