Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
You high fived me for banging your sister but lock me outta house bc I ate your pumpkin pie? Priorities bro
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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