My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
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