I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
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