He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
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