Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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