OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
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