and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Randomize
