omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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