when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
A homeless man walked up to me at the bar, pointed, and told me to get my shit together. Jesus?
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
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