Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
I need a hoe opinion
go on
Randomize
