Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
This gyro tastes like lonliness
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
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