I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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