She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
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