Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
Barsexuality is the new black.
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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