My friends, they love my intelligence
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
You know you have hit the best years of your life when you enlist the 5 year old to be ball boy during beer pong and pay him with candy you stole from Walgreens
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
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