spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
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