I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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