I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
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