Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
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