whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
If it wasnt for my iphone and loopt, I would still be wandering the streets in a drunken stooper. Thanks Steve Jobs.
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
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